S1 E1 · How I Got My Vase

Simon recalls his mum's blind best friend and her eating habits.

S1 E2 · How I Got My Nose

Simon and Kylie audition for a school play.

S1 E3 · How I Got My Beads

Debbie announces she is psychic and can hear voices from beyond the grave.

S1 E4 · How I Got My Posh

Debbie tries to buy a Posh Spice doll at a bargain price for Simon.

S1 E5 · How I Got My Tongs

A trip to the hairdresser inspires Simon to perform a makeover on Kylie.

S1 E6 · How I Got My Globe

Simon and Kylie become transfixed by their bohemian teacher Miss Prentice.