S1 E1 · How I Got My Vase
Simon recalls his mum's blind best friend and her eating habits.
All episodes for series 1 of Beautiful People
S1 E2 · How I Got My Nose
Simon and Kylie audition for a school play.
S1 E3 · How I Got My Beads
Debbie announces she is psychic and can hear voices from beyond the grave.
S1 E4 · How I Got My Posh
Debbie tries to buy a Posh Spice doll at a bargain price for Simon.
S1 E5 · How I Got My Tongs
A trip to the hairdresser inspires Simon to perform a makeover on Kylie.
S1 E6 · How I Got My Globe
Simon and Kylie become transfixed by their bohemian teacher Miss Prentice.
