Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

Name: Stot or Pronk
Duration: 40 min

Janet shows off at the pub quiz. Gaz spanks his monkey. And Donna tries to impress Gaz with a face-lift.

Contains Strong Language, Mature Themes and Sexual Themes

S5 E1 · Death
With Jonny gunned down by the police, Janet struggles to cope with her loss.
S5 E2 · Nobbly Bobbly
Donna finds a secret in her Mum's house and Louise decides to tell Jonny the awful truth.
S5 E3 · Shrink
Janet and Gaz take extreme measures to stop Louise blackmailing them.
S5 E4 · Ecuador
Jonny's new car gives him trouble with women and Donna takes revenge on Gaz.
S5 E5 · Potato People
Jonny and Louise get into trouble. Donna and Kelly team up to give Gaz a sexual surprise.
S5 E6 · Antlers
Louise tries to ensure that Janet's hen night is full of shameless debauchery.
S5 E7 · Crab
Gaz has to a desperate plan to save the day and Louise is sentenced for shooting Jonny.
S5 E8 · Fat
Jonny gets a job in the pub and invents a new cocktail, while Janet becomes a slob.
S5 E9 · Stot or Pronk
Janet shows off at the pub quiz and Donna tries to impress Gaz with a facelift.
S5 E10 · Who's the Daddy?
Janet is rushed to hospital and Gaz lets slip to Jonny that the baby might be his.
S5 E11 · Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba
Jonny feels neglected as Janet focuses her attention on the baby.
S5 E12 · God
Gaz becomes a new man for Donna by taking Flo's HRT tablets, and Louise finds God.
S5 E13 · Love 83199
Louise finally finds an amazing boyfriend via her mobile phone!
S5 E14 · Near, Far
Jonny goes for his interview at the biscuit factory.